Dear [firstname]
we thank you for those words you wrote
I’m sure they were from the heart
but we are a club of peers and
good try
outsiders need not apply
that melody was realy good and
we wish you luck in
your efforts, [firstname]
but we don’t accept
unsolicited material
that’s why
outsiders need not apply
They give art lessons and
we think you should go
there seems to be a lot more
you should know
and we are going to have to say no
brought to you by
outsiders need not apply
Rant and Gallery composed of snips from art by some outsider artist named Jackson
Music by Andy Derryberry