W O E M A N And BIG MAMMA by Ryan David Grove W O E M A N Lofty days of asparagus as green As a station wagon. Dust stinging through the windows Broken farm equipment blending With a rusty haze. Throat all scratchy for change For a pop machine. It aint like it was back then Riding between boredom And afternoon, out-of-town sunshine whores! Always moving in three’s With itchy mosquito bites covering skinny Little legs as fresh As powdered sugar. Pin-point tank-tops, Bare feet And a whole lot of nasty talkin’. But it aint like that now. Not With twelve or thirteen kids crawlin’ around. That’s how it was ! Hell, I shopuld know. I’ve had four wives. Four. One was a mexican. She cursed out nine of them suckers herself. Nine. Hairy and tan. I felt it was all up to me. Jumpin’ out of planes. Two years of my life, A whole life-time in two years. But that don’t mean shit when you get back. They push you right… Back.. Down. Down doin’ the dishes. Down in Arizona it’s all right. It’s hot… But it’s a dry heat. Could be a hundred But it feels like eighty-nine. Sittin’ on the lawn Chair with the legs up Lookin’ up and over After a while the telephone poles Become picture frames While the wires Turn blue and invisible Concrete becomes earth Buildings and cadillacs Disappear All that’s left Is the screaming of the landscape As it explodes From the sky Like A Hologram. Why, I’m a three-D motherfucker livin’ in a two-D world. But that don’t mean shit when you get back. They don’t talk to me for real. Hell, They don’t even get mad. The shelf life of my burning imprint on their brain Lasts only as long As I Occupy the majority of space In their scope Of View. Now that’s how It IS. But it’s a dry heat. Could be a hundred But it feels like eighty-nine. Big Momma One more day with all these kids will kill me. Can’t look. Can’t talk. Can’t think. Can’t keep doing it every day. But… I got to. I got to roll with the bunches and bunches of kids. They drank up all of the milk again. They’re too little to know that more milk means going out there where the air is thick and cloudy like cooking oil. Each one of them a french fry. That makes me a baked potato. The big momma hot potato. Hell, half my money is pennies. Half my car is rust. Why… I pried a piece of gum sunbaked to a quarter in the ashtray out with a butter knife. C’mon you lucky ducky lotto ticket. Give me a sun-shiney new car to wax. Pull me out of my buckety junker that farts forth exhaust forcing every single head in a two block radius to stare at the beast as it shudders and shimmies around the corner out of sight gradually out of sound and never out of mind. I’m not only too tired, I’m too embarrassed. But, I got to. I got to go get milk. So… all by my loathsome, I rise to the occasion. Art Image by David Michael Jackson |