HOTDISH
by Ron Olsen
God bless hotdish
It kept us alive
But first we’d pray
Our Sunday morning ritual
Praying
To get through it all
For just one more day
We meant it too
We were so unworthy
The Vicar told us
And vile
And ungrateful
Not worthy to “gather up the crumbs” under His table
Which we really didn’t need
Truth be told
We had hotdish
Plenty of it
Stronger than theology
And tasty too
Tuna
Noodles
And sour cream
Pimentos
Olives
A splash of milk with a can of soup
Mix it together
Crush some potato chips on top
A sprinkle of paprika for an exotic edge
Throw it in the oven
And there you go
Salt and pepper
To give it taste
Bracing your blood to stand up
To the demon weather
Wailing outside
Begging you to come out
So it could try and kill you one more time
But we had hotdish
Made by the Ladies of the Ladies Aid
Who knew what they were doing
Big, strong German and Scandinavian farm ladies
With secrets they brought over from the old country
Arriving with only their bibles, babies and the family jewels
Bending over stoves
In the Episcopal Guild Hall basement
The heat flooding out to envelop the entire room
Making heavy, hearty, homemade hotdish in
Big Pyrex glass baking dishes
Doing their part
To keep the kids and the cardiologists going
And just as you were about to burst with joy
Unworthy as you were
There was even more to come
Through the passthrough and out into the main hall
Giant bowls of green and yellow Jell-O, wiggling and jiggling with life
Bits of cottage cheese suspended inside
And green olives
Molded in the shape of pinwheels
Or Christmas trees
Or peculiar giant half-moon shaped fish with big scales
And the old men would watch
Mumbling under their breath
“Damn kids don’t know how good they’ve got it…”
So we prayed to be forgiven
And were mindful of the need to be always alert
If the weather didn’t kill you some crazy old man might
Or you could fall through the ice and drown a horrible death in the lake
And all the while the wind screamed
Threatening to take your soul
And it might have
Except for the hotdish
Neither the north wind
Nor the crazy old men dared cross
The ladies of the Ladies Aid
Who knew exactly what they were doing
© Ron Olsen – all rights reserved
Ron Olsen is a semi-retired journalist who lives in Los Angeles
and writes essays and an occasional poem. He drew upon his
youth in Minnesota, for “Hotdish,” which he says, he no longer
has the courage to eat. You can see more of his poetry here at
Artvilla, or at his website at http://workingreporter.com/poetry.html
Bon appetit